/*
January 2003 -- Created by Dave Morley for the St. Luke's RC Church web site.
*/

var Sayings = new Array(120)

Sayings[0]  = "One cross, plus 3 nails, equals 4 given."
Sayings[1]  = "Don't be afraid to go out on a limb. That's where the fruit is."
Sayings[2]  = "He who angers you, controls you."
Sayings[3]  = "The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us."
Sayings[4]  = "Jesus is an equal opportunity savior."
Sayings[5]  = "Walmart is not the only saving place."
Sayings[6]  = "Can your life stand an eternal audit?"
Sayings[7]  = "Form good habits ... they are as hard to break as the bad ones."
Sayings[8]  = "When you judge people, you have no time to love them."
Sayings[9]  = "Trouble is usually produced by those who do not produce anything else."
Sayings[10]  = "Be fishers of men. You catch them, He'll clean them."
Sayings[11]  = "Wouldn't it be nice if grudges lasted as long a New Year's resolutions."
Sayings[12]  = "If you don't learn from your mistakes, there is no use in making them."
Sayings[13]  = "Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church."
Sayings[14]  = "When it seems hardest to pray, we must pray the hardest!"
Sayings[15]  = "Seven prayerless days makes one weak."
Sayings[16]  = "When God calls you, does he get a busy signal?"
Sayings[17]  = "Patience is a virtue that carries a lot of wait!"
Sayings[18]  = "If we pause to think, we'll have cause to thank."
Sayings[19]  = "Happiness is like jam. You can't spread it without getting some on yourself."
Sayings[20]  = "A family altar can alter a family."
Sayings[21]  = "Whatever the weather, smiles make sunshine everywhere."
Sayings[22]  = "The reason a dog is everyone's friend is that he wags his tail and not his tongue."
Sayings[23]  = "God's ability is not limited by our inability!"
Sayings[24]  = "Some people find fault like there was a reward for it."
Sayings[25]  = "We don't change the message. The message changes us."
Sayings[26]  = "Wise people are known for what they don't say."
Sayings[27]  = "God is just a prayer away. Talk to Him."
Sayings[28]  = "Carry a grudge and it becomes heavier with every step."
Sayings[29]  = "Never look down on anyone unless you are helping them up."
Sayings[30]  = "A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help someone up."
Sayings[31]  = "The best way to get even is to forget."
Sayings[32]  = "Live as if Christ died yesterday, arose this morning, and is coming back tomorrow."
Sayings[33]  = "'Pray' is a four letter word that you can say anywhere (except in a public school)."
Sayings[34]  = "We ask God to provide, and when he does, we congratulate ourselves."
Sayings[35]  = "Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional."
Sayings[36]  = "When Jesus went home He left the front door open."
Sayings[37]  = "To make a mountain out of a molehill, just add dirt."
Sayings[38]  = "Kindness is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back."
Sayings[39]  = "Make the Golden Rule your daily rule."
Sayings[40]  = "Don't worry about knowing people -- just make yourself worth knowing."
Sayings[41]  = "If you always tell the truth, you don't have to remember what you said."
Sayings[42]  = "Service is the rent we pay for room on earth."
Sayings[43]  = "Even little faults can ruin a person ... like little holes in a tire."
Sayings[44]  = "Work for the Lord. The retirement plan is out of this world."
Sayings[45]  = "God is as near as a whispered prayer."
Sayings[46]  = "The tea kettle, although up to its neck in water, continues to sing."
Sayings[47]  = "Today is a gift. That is why is it called the 'present'."
Sayings[48]  = "Speak kind words and you will hear kind echoes."
Sayings[49]  = "We need to talk ... God."
Sayings[50]  = "Exercise daily. Walk with the Lord."
Sayings[51]  = "When a fellow is kicking, he has only one leg to stand on."
Sayings[52]  = "When you ask how someone is doing -- wait to listen to the answer."
Sayings[53]  = "Pray all the times. If necessary, use words!"
Sayings[54]  = "God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage."
Sayings[55]  = "The ten commandments are not multiple choice."
Sayings[56]  = "There is never a right way to do wrong."
Sayings[57]  = "People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges."
Sayings[58]  = "How come if the shoe fits, it's ugly!"
Sayings[59]  = "Deal with the faults of your friends as gently as if they were your own."
Sayings[60]  = "One cross, plus 3 nails, equals 4 given."
Sayings[61]  = "A chip on the shoulder is a heavy load to carry."
Sayings[62]  = "A clean conscience makes a soft pillow."
Sayings[63]  = "A closed heart can only be opened from the inside."
Sayings[64]  = "A good friend is one who keeps up with you -- but never looks down on you."
Sayings[65]  = "A mistake is an opportunity to begin again!"
Sayings[66]  = "A pessimist has no starter. An optimist has no brake."
Sayings[67]  = "A turtle only makes progress when it sticks out its neck."
Sayings[68]  = "Anyone can give advice, but a real friend will lend a helping hand."
Sayings[69]  = "Change is inevitable, growth is an option!"
Sayings[70]  = "Christ was born here below that we might be born from above."
Sayings[71]  = "Daily prayers lessen daily cares."
Sayings[72]  = "Did you thank God today?"
Sayings[73]  = "Don't bother to give God instructions; just report for duty!"
Sayings[74]  = "Don't fear tomorrow. God is already there."
Sayings[75]  = "Enthusiasm is contagious. You can start an epidemic."
Sayings[76]  = "Every good idea is not a God idea."
Sayings[77]  = "Fear is the darkroom where negatives are developed."
Sayings[78]  = "Forbidden fruits create many jams."
Sayings[79]  = "Friendship is the cement that can hold the world together."
Sayings[80]  = "'God bless you.' It's nothing to sneeze at."
Sayings[81]  = "God created heaven and earth ... and you!"
Sayings[82]  = "God is as near as a whispered prayer."
Sayings[83]  = "God is your heavenly father. Call home!"
Sayings[84]  = "God's hands are everywhere. Put your hands in His."
Sayings[85]  = "Happiness may be thought, sought and caught, but never bought."
Sayings[86]  = "He who is good at making excuses is seldom good for anything else."
Sayings[87]  = "Heaven -- don't miss it for the world."
Sayings[88]  = "If Jesus is in your heart, please tell your face."
Sayings[89]  = "If you are headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns."
Sayings[90]  = "If you have time to pray, God has time to listen."
Sayings[91]  = "If you think being meek is weak, try being meek for a week."
Sayings[92]  = "If you think it is hot here, try hell!"
Sayings[93]  = "In spite of inflation, the wages of sin are still the same."
Sayings[94]  = "Jesus still makes house calls, just invite Him."
Sayings[95]  = "Join us for happy hour: 11:00 a.m. Sundays."
Sayings[96]  = "Lent is the Spring Training for Christians."
Sayings[97]  = "Life is like a game of tennis. The one who serves seldom loses."
Sayings[98]  = "Live so your pastor won't have to lie at your funeral."
Sayings[99]  = "Looking for a sign from God? This is it!"
Sayings[100]  = "Mountain tops inspire leaders, but valleys mature them."
Sayings[101]  = "No day is dark when the 'son' is present."
Sayings[102]  = "Not only cars are recalled by their makers."
Sayings[103]  = "Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it."
Sayings[104]  = "Nothing is 'open to mistakes' more than the mouth."
Sayings[105]  = "Prosperity attracts friends. Adversity tells you who they are."
Sayings[106]  = "Reach up as far as you can and God will reach down the rest of the way."
Sayings[107]  = "Saving time bears no interest unless it is spent wisely."
Sayings[108]  = "TGIF -- Thank God I'm Forgiven."
Sayings[109]  = "Talking is sharing. Listening is caring."
Sayings[110]  = "The brook would lose its song if the rocks were removed."
Sayings[111]  = "The supreme judge asks you to do some cross examining."
Sayings[112]  = "The wages of sin are not negotiable."
Sayings[113]  = "There are three kinds of memory: good, bad, and convenient."
Sayings[114]  = "There is never a right way to do wrong."
Sayings[115]  = "True prayer is a way of life, not just an emergency route."
Sayings[116]  = "Watch your step carefully! Everyone else does."
Sayings[117]  = "We are called to be witnesses. Not to judge."
Sayings[118]  = "We have all new sermons. No summer reruns!"
Sayings[119]  = "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"

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